Apparently I managed to get my hands on some crayons. And some LSD.
This is probably the end of this blog. Thanks for checking it out! Much love!

Unbeknownst to most of the general public, these drawings were the inspiration behind Taylor Swift's last album. Yep, true story.

Notes courtesy... Ummm... I forget. Ghandi? Probably Ghandi. 

This... Yeah. I may have just ruined robots and flowers for some people.

What did you do on January 13, 2011? Probably something lame and crappy and completely unlike this picture.

Yup. Tasteless and hard to see. Kind of like egg whites. 

I hope no psychologists check this blog. Then find my phone number. Then call me and tell me what they determined about my mental state based on a thorough analysis of this drawing.
'Cause that is so annoying when that happens.

Yeah, I copyright this.  Since I fear Hollywood will come a-knockin' soon.

That's not an oxygen tank.  It's a lead weight, and those people out front are particularly sadistic gangsters.

There has to be at least one guy who's doing it just to get an excuse to eat alfalfa pellets.  Perv.

The message here, kids is "Don't do hallucinogenic drugs during Chinese New Years celebrations."  It's one to take to heart.  You're welcome. 

Those guys are so jealous.

Famous last words, Captain Goosaroni.

Everyone is nice after Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.  Really, though he does look wonderful. 

It's hard for an egg to start a career in the ninja business.