The message here, kids is "Don't do hallucinogenic drugs during Chinese New Years celebrations."  It's one to take to heart.  You're welcome. 

Those guys are so jealous.

Famous last words, Captain Goosaroni.

Everyone is nice after Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.  Really, though he does look wonderful. 

It's hard for an egg to start a career in the ninja business.

I agree.  See, smoking a cigar while wearing a scarf, though stylish, can burn your shit.  There is nothing sadder than being burned alive while the fireman are laughing at your polka-dot scarf too hard  to bother saving you.  

I learned a lot on Sept. 15, 2010.  This picture is evidence of that fact.