I agree.  See, smoking a cigar while wearing a scarf, though stylish, can burn your shit.  There is nothing sadder than being burned alive while the fireman are laughing at your polka-dot scarf too hard  to bother saving you.  

I learned a lot on Sept. 15, 2010.  This picture is evidence of that fact.  

I've had worse.

PoliticoBunny  vents.

I laughed.  Then I realized I might have a problem...

Obama realized, late in his presidency that he had missed two crucial demographics - testosterone junkies and metalheads.

A common conversation overheard during Movember.

If you don't find this hilarious, you are wrong.

This is an honorable omelette death.

Yeah... I don't always drop LSD first thing in the morning.  That day was an exception.

This guy is really protective of his canola.